Andy Roddick's Ass Ahoy! (14 pics) + Follow up on Resoutions

14 pics of Andy after the jump!

Very proud, yet not proud at the same time. I'm glad I got off to a good start but I know it doesn't mean too much because everybody does well in the first month. Still, these advancements might not be just my own willpower. There's a tiny, miniscule, not-even-a-blip reason. 

"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

I met this guy a few weeks ago. Nice, cute, friend of friends, single, gay, nice, cute, single, cute, gay, nice, gay, cute and blond. We went on a date last weekend and it was just great. We're super-compatible, we have the same interests, and the sexual chemistry is on. Who needs fantasies if you're gettin' it in real life? I'm still sort of a babe, so this could be my first "serious" relationship. I'm hopeful, and I wanna do it right. No suck n' screw, no "dating in the dark", just real and legit. Whether or not he feels the same way, he's motivated me to make a lot of changes I've always wanted to make for myself. I'm on cloud 9 every minute of every day. I can't get this smile off my face! I can't believe I landed a guy like this even for a minute, what with our cruel universe that loves to prevent the perfect matches. If you're reading this, Nathan, relax, no one will find you, but also know that you're killer, and that the cool points are out the window, you've got me all twisted up in the game. (For all you other readers, that had personal significance to us. Chime in if you get the reference!) 

Since I couldn't make another post without even a little booty, here's some Andy Roddick to kick off the new year!

Hey, in this one, Andy kinda looks like...