Happy New Year, Resolutions, Rob Wilson

Happy new year! I can hardly believe it's 2013. Maybe it's because I was fed that whole Mayan calender thing, but it's just too surreal to be in this year. How do I explain it? They all said the world was gonna end on so & so specific date, you knew it wouldn't, you could guarantee it wouldn't. That date came and went, but now something odd has happened. Every day after that date has this uncertainty. I have this irrational anxiety for 2013 that the world could explode any day now. Yikes!

I had heard about The Price is Right's male model, Rob Wilson a few months back, but only got around to watching the show New Year's Eve. When I saw him showing off that new car, I just couldn't stop smiling. I couldn't have stopped even if I wanted to. But then the weirdest thing happened: I started to cry. Don't get me wrong, he's nice but he's not all that, not to me, anyway. I was crying because in that moment, to see such an iconic show and staple of American entertainment finally use a male model just felt like a sign of how far we've come as a society. I could close my eyes and pretend for a millisecond that our country was perfect. It's the moments like that that make you hopeful for the future.

As for my New Year's resolutions, I'm keeping it simple this time. I wanna be fearless. I'm gonna sing more, go more places, and not let fear of rejection hold me back. Last year I had a laundry list of resolutions that I don't even remember. I think working out was on it, but I'm already hot so what's it matter.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised Rob Kardashian won the poll. I have an idea for the story that I think'll be pretty funny.

The Gay Sun Drop Commercial?

Just saw this commercial last night. I was familiar with the first one where that average girl drinks some Sun Drop and all of a sudden starts dropping it like it's hot. If that woman had been much more attractive, the stunning sexual content of that commercial would've had it banned. They had even less wiggle room when they cast a guy for the role. A lotta' guys are likely to change the channel unless they watch the navel of the woman on the right. The next shot turns it more comedic, which raises overall tolerance for anything a consumer could see in an ad. Anyway, this is Ryan Kasprzak. Booty-wise, the commercial is better than the short film. I just figured I should have both.

COMMERCIAL VERSION:


I saw this during Kitchen Nightmares last night. The second he got droppin', I was like, "Omigod, is this actually happening? Wait, don't laugh. Just sorta hold your smile in and don't make eye-contact with the other viewers in the room. You are UN-phased by this. You will find it tomorrow online, don't say anything about it now, don't joke about it now." When I got alone, I was like, "HAAAAA! I gotta post this! What? Did one of us make a commercial?

The short film has story to it. It made me smile. That's all.

SHORT FILM VERSION:

Mark-Paul Gosselaar (Yes) -NSFW

Yeah, I know everyone's already seen these. When I was watching the Franklin & Bash premiere, the second I saw this, I knew like 2 billion forums would have this coverage by the end of the night. So why am I covering it now? Simple, I can still scrape some pop from this, and there is a possibility some of you haven't seen these pics before. I know he's not big, but what do you expect from a random Sunday update? Click to see the entire image.

Sorry for the slow down in updates. This Summer has been busier than I expected.

No more celebs, I'm gonna try and stick to athletes. They never let 'cha down.

Unless of course you guys know any stars I could put up here. I'm open to suggestions. ;)

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