Christopher Meloni's Bubblebutt (VIDEO MONTAGE) Surviving Jack

These are all the scenes I could find from the entire series run of Surviving Jack. I'm almost pissed. You have an actor like Chris Meloni, whose ass is on fleek, most round, and double-bubble delicious, and you don't even show it half the time. So many shots could've been done from different angles, so many shots could had him remove his jacket, so many shots could lasted just a moment longer! LET US SEE THAT BOOTY. Anyway, it's uploaded to my YouTube channel for this blog.Watch Here.

Patrick Stewart NAKED?!

Ever so slightly gay enough to qualify of things worth mentioning. This pic gave me a quick chuckle, found it cause I'm following George Takei on Facebook.

Military Booty!

I snapped some pics when I found these students so engulfed to what their instructor was saying, their posture straight and their asses proud. especially the preppy gentleman in the middle. I love Army butt, Military ass, Soldier booty. Whatever you wanna call it. 

I just want to go to town on our armed forces sometimes. Don't you? And yes, I actually took these myself so excuse the rush. I didn't wanna hang around to long lest these strapping gentlemen kick my ass. Hmm... kicking mine while I'd gladly kiss theirs.

Andy Roddick's Ass Ahoy! (14 pics) + Follow up on Resoutions

14 pics of Andy after the jump!

Very proud, yet not proud at the same time. I'm glad I got off to a good start but I know it doesn't mean too much because everybody does well in the first month. Still, these advancements might not be just my own willpower. There's a tiny, miniscule, not-even-a-blip reason. 

"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

Happy New Year, Resolutions, Rob Wilson

Happy new year! I can hardly believe it's 2013. Maybe it's because I was fed that whole Mayan calender thing, but it's just too surreal to be in this year. How do I explain it? They all said the world was gonna end on so & so specific date, you knew it wouldn't, you could guarantee it wouldn't. That date came and went, but now something odd has happened. Every day after that date has this uncertainty. I have this irrational anxiety for 2013 that the world could explode any day now. Yikes!

I had heard about The Price is Right's male model, Rob Wilson a few months back, but only got around to watching the show New Year's Eve. When I saw him showing off that new car, I just couldn't stop smiling. I couldn't have stopped even if I wanted to. But then the weirdest thing happened: I started to cry. Don't get me wrong, he's nice but he's not all that, not to me, anyway. I was crying because in that moment, to see such an iconic show and staple of American entertainment finally use a male model just felt like a sign of how far we've come as a society. I could close my eyes and pretend for a millisecond that our country was perfect. It's the moments like that that make you hopeful for the future.

As for my New Year's resolutions, I'm keeping it simple this time. I wanna be fearless. I'm gonna sing more, go more places, and not let fear of rejection hold me back. Last year I had a laundry list of resolutions that I don't even remember. I think working out was on it, but I'm already hot so what's it matter.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised Rob Kardashian won the poll. I have an idea for the story that I think'll be pretty funny.

Crush Week! Who You Crushin' On?

With all this talk of the world ending on Friday, I've decided to spend what perhaps are my last hours on this earth appropriately. Planning for a week called Crush Week.

I have 3 crushes, and 3 fantasies. I'm going to share my biggest crushes, and you guys have to vote for which man you want to know my fantasy for. I'm only sharing one fantasy, so you gotta vote on the poll! If you're willing, I'd like to hear yours. Who are the hottest guys in the world to you? And what would you do if you could get near 'em?

His Big Booty: The Key to World Peace

I'm in love!!! If every man had one of these to start with, the world would be a better place, I'm sure. Crime would drop because we'd be too busy looking at each other's asses, and gay marriage would sky rocket and the sheer demand would force its legalization nation wide. I'm convinced. 

The key to world peace, justice, and a killer orgasm lies in that man's ass.

Anthony Recker's Ample Ass (50+ pics!) -UPDATED

This is our 6th followers spectacular. To learn more, visit FOF page. I should’ve posted Anthony a lot sooner, but Anthony Recker stayed in the low priority asses part of my mind.

I fell victim to the same idea some actually have about Anthony. He’s a dumb, not-very-hot, husky hick. Very closed-minded thinking. I now realize that even though none of those insulting things about him are true, (except the husky part) who you are doesn’t really matter. 
All that matters…is  

DAT ASS.

Demotivational: Cheating

Saw this funny poster earlier tonight, felt like sharing!

Joe Jonas' Jutted Out Bubble Butt!

 Finally! Joe Jonas and his ass are on our site. Joe can now join his brothers, Kevin and Nick in the What's His Butt hall of fame.

Strutting His Stuff

Another Keister Day Update. You can read what that means in the collections page. This pic is one of my personal favorites, and as of this posting, the favicon for the site. I know I'm way behind on Followers Spectaculars. But don't worry, I have an upcoming guy that I discovered a few days ago...

Also, the Poll Results page has been updated.

Classic Pete Rose!

I was reading through some baseball book about the classics, (or something, my mind was a bit more glued to the pictures) and I was stunned to discover just how many players from the 70's, 80's and 90's should be on this site. Although, my list of players did dwindle as I searched. Either the one picture I found was a fluke of angling, or seeing them really old now turned me off. Perhaps the only one who remotely held up was young Pete Rose. I repeat, young Pete Rose.

I Wanna Pin You DOWN! (Wrestling)

These pics have been around for a while, yes. Heck, I actually have the second one but I never got around to putting it up. Mostly because I didn't want to just put up one wrestling picture. Anyhow, I seriously behind on our 70th Followers Spectacular. We've almost reach our 80th! But don't worry, I have someone pretty deserving in mind.

These pictures were sent here by our good friend, Zachary Wilde.

"They're After Me Gold!"- The Funnies

This pic was sent here by our good friend, Zachary Wilde.

There's nothing really "sporty" about the pic, but if you consider how active both Peter Pan and leprechauns are, (and I'm guessing this guy is one of those), you could say it's athletic. Anyway, Zachary submitted some other pictures as well that I'll upload in the future. Remember, submission mostly means butt pics I haven't found and that my followers could find interesting. If you have a butt pic, send it to whbmaster@live.com

The Gay Sun Drop Commercial?

Just saw this commercial last night. I was familiar with the first one where that average girl drinks some Sun Drop and all of a sudden starts dropping it like it's hot. If that woman had been much more attractive, the stunning sexual content of that commercial would've had it banned. They had even less wiggle room when they cast a guy for the role. A lotta' guys are likely to change the channel unless they watch the navel of the woman on the right. The next shot turns it more comedic, which raises overall tolerance for anything a consumer could see in an ad. Anyway, this is Ryan Kasprzak. Booty-wise, the commercial is better than the short film. I just figured I should have both.

COMMERCIAL VERSION:


I saw this during Kitchen Nightmares last night. The second he got droppin', I was like, "Omigod, is this actually happening? Wait, don't laugh. Just sorta hold your smile in and don't make eye-contact with the other viewers in the room. You are UN-phased by this. You will find it tomorrow online, don't say anything about it now, don't joke about it now." When I got alone, I was like, "HAAAAA! I gotta post this! What? Did one of us make a commercial?

The short film has story to it. It made me smile. That's all.

SHORT FILM VERSION:

Who The Hell Is Jonathan Toews, And Why Do We Love His Ass?

Sorry if I sound snippy today. I'm full-blown with this cold, and doing a hockey-player always makes me a little eee! First Dion, then Sidney, now this guy? Their sportswear can't really define any part of their bodies so you have to hope they're popular enough that some sites have gone totally crazy over them with pics of the players off-duty. Add to the fact that I don't keep up with Hockey anyway. OH! Some of you believe that the man in MOST AMAZING ASS OF ALL TIME is Jonathan. I doubt it, but that is why I made this post. If you guys have any Hockey boys to recommend to me, please comment or email me. ;)

The Concussion and The Caboose: A Sidney Crosby Post.

I know I'm behind on the sports-goings-on, but I just discovered that "Pittsburgh Penguins star Sidney Crosby is out indefinitely with concussion-like symptoms." As heart-broken as I am that this beautiful man may be out of a job, I'm thrilled I have something current to make a post about. (Sorry if that sounds awful.) Anyway, these are the pics I could find on such short notice. If anyone has more, please submit them so we all can enjoy.

The Green Wedgie

My last poll, "IF YOU COULD GIVE ONE OF THESE CELEBRITIES A CRAZY HUGE ASS (OR AN EVEN LARGER ONE IN SOME CASES), WHO WOULD YOU PICK?" did amazingly. Nearly 100 of you voted and gave their opinion. For those results, see the Poll Results page. I was actually worried when I made this poll that no one would get what I meant, so they wouldn't answer. Ha, how you all proved me wrong. Anyway, given its success, I made a volume 2 so to speak, a similar question but with different celebrities. I hope you vote as enthusiastically as before! 

By the way, I voted for Chris Evans.

In this economy, everyone is trying to stretch some green. Well, so are these guys. Too bony for my tastes, but my latest sporty update for the archive should be a nice stop on your trip to arousal. I'm kidding, of course. I just sorta had this one lying around.

"Dude, I think I see your GREEN."

The Funnies: Volume 1

New collection! This is for funny butt pics that aren't necessarily sports-related or containing stars. Just a pic from the internet I thought you'd enjoy. Also, new page today.

From Poorlydressed.com

Rob Kardashian's Kingly Rump! (Updated) 17 pics!

I was blind-sided by two new followers who pushed us to the necessary 30 needed for a Followers Spectacular post. To learn more, visit the Follow For Fodder page. You guys must love watching me squirm. Fortunately, I squirmed out WHiB's first Rob Kardashian post. I was reluctant to make one for the same reasons I fought against doing a Rafael Nadal post. "Everyone's seen every pic of him, and we've already seen it nude". Still, I hope Robby is appreciated. Partly because I couldn't think of anyone better, but mostly because it's my birthday today.