Andy Roddick's Ass Ahoy! (14 pics) + Follow up on Resoutions

14 pics of Andy after the jump!

Very proud, yet not proud at the same time. I'm glad I got off to a good start but I know it doesn't mean too much because everybody does well in the first month. Still, these advancements might not be just my own willpower. There's a tiny, miniscule, not-even-a-blip reason. 

"I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"

Happy New Year, Resolutions, Rob Wilson

Happy new year! I can hardly believe it's 2013. Maybe it's because I was fed that whole Mayan calender thing, but it's just too surreal to be in this year. How do I explain it? They all said the world was gonna end on so & so specific date, you knew it wouldn't, you could guarantee it wouldn't. That date came and went, but now something odd has happened. Every day after that date has this uncertainty. I have this irrational anxiety for 2013 that the world could explode any day now. Yikes!

I had heard about The Price is Right's male model, Rob Wilson a few months back, but only got around to watching the show New Year's Eve. When I saw him showing off that new car, I just couldn't stop smiling. I couldn't have stopped even if I wanted to. But then the weirdest thing happened: I started to cry. Don't get me wrong, he's nice but he's not all that, not to me, anyway. I was crying because in that moment, to see such an iconic show and staple of American entertainment finally use a male model just felt like a sign of how far we've come as a society. I could close my eyes and pretend for a millisecond that our country was perfect. It's the moments like that that make you hopeful for the future.

As for my New Year's resolutions, I'm keeping it simple this time. I wanna be fearless. I'm gonna sing more, go more places, and not let fear of rejection hold me back. Last year I had a laundry list of resolutions that I don't even remember. I think working out was on it, but I'm already hot so what's it matter.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised Rob Kardashian won the poll. I have an idea for the story that I think'll be pretty funny.

Crush Week! Who You Crushin' On?

With all this talk of the world ending on Friday, I've decided to spend what perhaps are my last hours on this earth appropriately. Planning for a week called Crush Week.

I have 3 crushes, and 3 fantasies. I'm going to share my biggest crushes, and you guys have to vote for which man you want to know my fantasy for. I'm only sharing one fantasy, so you gotta vote on the poll! If you're willing, I'd like to hear yours. Who are the hottest guys in the world to you? And what would you do if you could get near 'em?

His Big Booty: The Key to World Peace

I'm in love!!! If every man had one of these to start with, the world would be a better place, I'm sure. Crime would drop because we'd be too busy looking at each other's asses, and gay marriage would sky rocket and the sheer demand would force its legalization nation wide. I'm convinced. 

The key to world peace, justice, and a killer orgasm lies in that man's ass.

Anthony Recker's Ample Ass (50+ pics!) -UPDATED

This is our 6th followers spectacular. To learn more, visit FOF page. I should’ve posted Anthony a lot sooner, but Anthony Recker stayed in the low priority asses part of my mind.

I fell victim to the same idea some actually have about Anthony. He’s a dumb, not-very-hot, husky hick. Very closed-minded thinking. I now realize that even though none of those insulting things about him are true, (except the husky part) who you are doesn’t really matter. 
All that matters…is  

DAT ASS.