New Year Booty

A little late to the party, but these football butts I've been getting just had to be shared. Crabtree is my favorite! Hope 2014 is going well for everyone. It's good to be back.

Crush Week! Who You Crushin' On?

With all this talk of the world ending on Friday, I've decided to spend what perhaps are my last hours on this earth appropriately. Planning for a week called Crush Week.

I have 3 crushes, and 3 fantasies. I'm going to share my biggest crushes, and you guys have to vote for which man you want to know my fantasy for. I'm only sharing one fantasy, so you gotta vote on the poll! If you're willing, I'd like to hear yours. Who are the hottest guys in the world to you? And what would you do if you could get near 'em?

Tyson Gay Birthday Booty! (10 Pics!)

It's been so long, but Tyson Gay and his big 'ol booty are back! Best of all, he came on my birthday! Tyson is perfect for our 8th Followers Spectacular, celebrating over 80 followers. It's long overdue, but I'm working on it, trust me. You can help me out by submitting pics I might've missed or giving me names at WHBmaster@live.com. Thanks to everyone who followed the site and talked, tweeted, and preached about What's His Butt. I've almost been doing this for two years and all your feedback makes it worth it. I won't keep you any longer with the boring sentimentals. 

ENJOY!

What The Tuck!? It's Justin Tuck's Butt!

What the Tuck!? It's Justin Tuck, our very late 7th followers spectacular! I struggled with what I should name this post for a while. I know its title may not convey that, but it's true. If any of you can pitch a better name for this post, (and I know you can) just post it in the comments and I'll use my favorite!

Back Dat Thang Up!: A Whibby Experience.

I have an experience to share. This is real and from my life, and I don't know why I haven't talked about him sooner.

I know this guy, (about mid-forties) who's black, relatively handsome and has a huge badonkadonk. To make matters more-so, a while ago he had an accident that curved his spine so now it sticks out a lot more. Sorta like James Blake's back, but more noticeable. It's also affected the way he walks. So yes, this man's plight is my gain. (It's horrible, I know.) Whenever I see him bend over, I lose it! One day, I noticed he had a 2-inch piece of string stuck to his pants. (His butt specifically.) I don't know what came over me, but when he got near, I swatted it off him. He turned around a little confused and gave me a look. I nervously said, "Uh-you had some string on your pants or something, I'd want someone to help me out if...you know...". And one time, he climbed up a ladder, and I had the perfect view!.....................................................................................................
........................................................................................................................................................................................... Sorry, had to wipe off the keyboard. Sadly, I don't know if I can ever get a picture for you guys. I'd like to think I got away with these things, but I can't be too sure. Even if he avoids me forever, I can still say with all honesty, I tapped that. I'm pretty hot for daddies like that, but he has the extra somethin' that makes me so...[DELETED: TOO DIRTY FOR POST] 

Also, on the poll HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WITH A BLACK MAN?, I voted have not. (But I really want to!) 

Larry Fitzgerald's Fit n' Fat Booty (35 pics!)

Because I love my followers, I threw together my biggest post since Robin to celebrate 50 followers and bring in 2012 the right way. In my search for Larry, I found over a dozen pics I hadn't seen on any other butt-site. That's when I knew he would be our 5th Followers Spectacular! 

(Read Follow for fodder)

Terrell Suggs Sugar-Filled Booty! (w 20 pics!)

This is the 40 followers spectacular! For more info, see the FOF page. Also, I want to let you guys know that I really do appreciate you following and commenting. When I've had a bad day, nothing warms the heart more than you guys talking about how much you'd like to rim so and so, or plow what's-his-butt.

As for our followers spectacular bottom, I wanted someone who'd blow you away.

Some might call him the Tyson Gay of Football, Terrell Suggs.

More Spore Booty

This wasn't super-well received the first time I did it, but I had some more so I decided to upload them. The way the game works, you have to play through the creature stage to unlock features for your alien. I played for about 20 minutes and got some roughly human parts to work with. It's not perfect design, but I'd like to think I came close, even with exaggerated...everything. Also, if you're viewing this from the main site, you'll notice I started using "read more" tags to short the length of my page.

Robin Szolkowy Super-Sized Backside! (w 25 pics!)

I hope I got the name right. He's always with that chick and I get them mixed up. Anyhow, this post has the most pics I've ever put in one post. Hope you enjoy!

Carlos Marmol's Colossal Keister (Updated)

It had been a while since I'd made a new post and I knew I needed to crank something out. I was going through the sports channels, and looking through the web when I came across a picture of Carlos Marmol. My first thought, "Yeah, I'd do Carlos Marmol," my second thought, "I'm also going to make a post about him."

Tyson Gay's Big Ass Booty (Part 2)

I'd apologize for doing ANOTHER Tyson post right after the last, but then again, I won't. STAYREADYRED has a second part to his video collection of Tyson Gay. Hurray for Gay!

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50th POST: 'I have a ghetto booty' (Tyson Gay)

I finally decided what What's His Butt's 50th post should be. Yes, another Tyson Gay. I'm forced to address some mistakes I made during the early days of this site. To read about them, check the comments on James Blake's Jumbo Booty. Also, in case you haven't read it, I REALLY want you to see the tweet. Then, I'll let you dive into a few more beloved snaps of Tyson.

Tyson Gay's Big Ass Booty (Video)

Time to celebrate. We've got an awesome video of our beloved Tyson Gay. 

You can thank STAYREADYRED for this fabulous edit. ;)

Some people praise the lord, some praise big butts. 

You could compromise and just praise Tyson gay.

Follow this blog for more ass-tastic updates. ;)

James Blake's Jumbo Booty 20+ Pics! (Tennis Player)

A Loyal fan by the name of Sixxto submitted some fanny-tastic pictures of 

the beloved Tennis Player, James Blake. I was puzzled when I found this guy. "What's his race?" was the first question I asked. His mother was white, and his father was black. I guess he got that ass from his dad then. Anyhow, here are the pics that had me biting my lips for an hour.

The Life and Times (and Ass) of Carmelo Anthony

 

Another scoop at Basketball brings us some pics of Carmelo Anthony. I don't really keep up with B-Ball, so if you guys have someone to recommend, leave a comment, or email me at WHBmaster@Live.com

Ron Artest's Basketball Booty (Updated)

This is WHiB's first Basketball post!!! I'm kicking off with none other than Ron Artest.

"What? Did They Catch on?"

For years we've been exploiting athletes for entertainment, financial gain and even arousal. 

But it seems as if a small few have actually discovered their appeal in the last category.

What? Did they catch on?

This one's on the site 'cause I really couldn't pass it up. It's also the introduction of a new tag. 

"Self-Aware", Whenever they know what they got, and they be flauntin' it.

Tyson Gay's HUGE Following!

That's right, this amazing athlete has his own collection! As I've said, men like him are what inspired this site's creation. It's only fair that I give him massive respect. His curvy career deserves it, and his gluteal ambition requires it. Fine, I'll stop with the bad puns.

Remember to follow the site for new updates! Whenever this man walks, jumps, or turns sideways, What's His Butt will be there!

The Friendlies: Even Sweeter Shots...

This is "The Friendlies" Volume 2. No real rhyme or reason to check out Vol: 1 again if you don't want to, but I KNOW you'll wanna see these.

This isn't even football, but he's moving in for the touchdown!

This seems like it's in the same window the last one was. Another man is putting his arm or hands somewhere he shouldn't in a casual setting for a congratulatory reason. Oh, and I do have an upcoming collection where their tights get too tight. In the mean time, just imagine you're the one with your arm around him.

Like two beautiful horses...

This is Tyson Gay. (In the blue) Men like him are the major inspiration for this site. DON'T WORRY, he has his own collection.

This one is just for the road, I guess. What I like about doing this collection is that when these athletes hug, they try not to touch crotches. Honorable, but it can lead to a different kind of picture that's equally enjoyable. They both push back pelvises from each other, and from a photographer's view, it often makes a great butt-shot.

Anyway, I'm sure you're waiting for the Tights too tight collection, as well as the Tyson Gay one. Make sure you follow to know the second they come out!

The Friendlies: Vol. 1

After running track, the athletes will typically hug or shake hands with one another. Most of the time it's harmless and friendly. Other times...not particularly in Volume 1, it's creepy and down-right sexual assaultish. Again, I'll get to the big n' nasty stuff in Volume two of The Friendlies. In the mean time, enjoy these quiet shots.

"Alright, pretty weak." You won't be saying that about Volume 2. You'll laugh, you'll gasp, but you certainly won't cry! Follow me to know the second it comes out!