Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Russian Legs...

Today is a bit of a deviation from the main purpose of the site. We're taking a look at legs. Remember, you can click to enlarge in case regular size isn't doing anything for you. Yes, I'm acknowledging that this isn't the most awesome of my posts, and that straight guys wandering through the internet were probably very disappointed to see these kinds of Russian legs. However, their search engine most likely told them it was from a site called "What'sHisButt". They should have known what they were clicking. But then again, I just said that this post is off-point from our main hook. Therefore...just look at the damn pictures.

Monday, May 30, 2011

"Dude, I Can See Your Panties."

You're running at top speed, you're about to make the jump! Mid-leap, the wind blows...
"Why didn't I wear tights?" you ask yourself, while the photographer catches the perfect shot.

This was the start of the "Panties" collection. Follow this blog for more butt-tastic updates!

Sunday, May 29, 2011


This guy looks mad enough to destroy Tokyo, but in my opinion, the funniest thing in this pic is the black guy whistling with a towel while his fellow athlete throws a fit.

I want you sing B-52's "Rock Lobster", with "Butt Rampage" instead of "Rock Lobster".
Come on, it'll be funny. XD

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Double Jackpot!

This is just something I put up 'cause I figured it'd be interesting to see. Think of it like a keister Day Update minus the Keister.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Does Lucas Neill Have a Big Butt? (More Evidence)

We're returning to the "Great Butt" game for a long-awaited Lucas Neill edition. I know what you're thinking. "I already saw that picture of his side. I'm fairly sure he's got a J-Lo." With that said, I'm only showing that classic picture through this link.

Okay, okay, still plausible.
Close, but this pic isn't making "The Friendlies"
This one seems to break the pattern...
Once again I'm turning to any commentators to make the decision. Did Lucas fake us out with promises of milk, honey, and an ample round back-bosom? Don't be a snob, you can anonymously tell us what you think. ;)

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Throwing Javelins...

In a magical universe where anything that can be a sport, is a sport, some preppy young men are throwing javelins. It's just not very entertaining to watch, but I did get some good pictures from it.

Is it just me, or does the guy on the right look like David DeLuise? He's the dad on the Disney sitcom, "Wizards of Waverly Place." And before you ask, NO. David does not have a great butt, and will not be appearing on this site. Meanwhile, I LOVE what the guy on the left is doing. If he was naked (same position) in a prison shower, he'd be in big trouble.

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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Track-cidents: Did Ya' Fall Down?

Not what the site is about, but I knew some people would like this one.
To be honest, this is a slightly better pose than the one Beckham gave us. Think about it. Beckham's was overall a sloppy position that's often associated with having no class. (Probably the reason you liked it.) This one, almost ironically, is more model like even though it's from actual sport.

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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Tyson Gay's HUGE Following!

That's right, this amazing athlete has his own collection! As I've said, men like him are what inspired this site's creation. It's only fair that I give him massive respect. His curvy career deserves it, and his gluteal ambition requires it. Fine, I'll stop with the bad puns.

Remember to follow the site for new updates! Whenever this man walks, jumps, or turns sideways, What's His Butt will be there!

Monday, May 23, 2011

The Friendlies: Even Sweeter Shots...

This is "The Friendlies" Volume 2. No real rhyme or reason to check out Vol: 1 again if you don't want to, but I KNOW you'll wanna see these.

This isn't even football, but he's moving in for the touchdown!

This seems like it's in the same window the last one was. Another man is putting his arm or hands somewhere he shouldn't in a casual setting for a congratulatory reason. Oh, and I do have an upcoming collection where their tights get too tight. In the mean time, just imagine you're the one with your arm around him.

Like two beautiful horses...
This is Tyson Gay. (In the blue) Men like him are the major inspiration for this site. DON'T WORRY, he has his own collection.

This one is just for the road, I guess. What I like about doing this collection is that when these athletes hug, they try not to touch crotches. Honorable, but it can lead to a different kind of picture that's equally enjoyable. They both push back pelvises from each other, and from a photographer's view, it often makes a great butt-shot.

Anyway, I'm sure you're waiting for the Tights too tight collection, as well as the Tyson Gay one. Make sure you follow to know the second they come out!

Saturday, May 21, 2011

The Friendlies: Vol. 1

After running track, the athletes will typically hug or shake hands with one another. Most of the time it's harmless and friendly. Other times...not particularly in Volume 1, it's creepy and down-right sexual assaultish. Again, I'll get to the big n' nasty stuff in Volume two of The Friendlies. In the mean time, enjoy these quiet shots.

"Alright, pretty weak." You won't be saying that about Volume 2. You'll laugh, you'll gasp, but you certainly won't cry! Follow me to know the second it comes out!

Friday, May 20, 2011


I was laughing for about twenty minutes when I found this one. The questions that it raised were the most entertaining for me. What's he drinking? What's that tag say? Why does he have those simplistic tattoos? I may never get an answer to any of those, but for the other people who wanna laugh, go ahead, and the people who wanna drool, GO AHEAD, and for the people who wanna debate who this is? Knock yourselves out.

I'm sorry, that tag on his swimmy-shorts is just ruining this for me. I can't enjoy ass with that tag stickin' out like that. Know what I mean? Don't forget to follow this blog for more butt-tastic updates.

Footballers: Vol. 1

Today is a step into what will likely be familiar territory. Seriously, when I heard about "Chick Football", I was like, "Wow, they finally made Football for straight guys to watch!" These are some snaps from the classic and lovable sport known as American Football.

Remember, this site just started. I'll try to cram more updates in during its first week. ;)

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Old Lady Better Appreciate...

Imagine you're cruising through the park, female and 68 years old. You couldn't do much but cry if this beef jerky walked past you. Fortunately, you're you. Enjoy life, and enjoy this picture.

Woot! The second post! I'm saving my best for later. But don't be a stooge, rate this fellow's fanny. ;)

Does A-Rod Have a Great Butt? (The Evidence)

I started thinking about Arnold Schwarzenegger's break-up, then I started thinking about A-Rod's break-ups, and the word "break" made me think of crack, then that made me think of ass cracks, and before you know it, I was pondering the quality of A-Rod's derriere. I'm sure his ex-girlfriends could tell me, but I'd rather find out myself. ;)

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