The Funnies: Batman Ass!?

This gives me an idea...but I don't want to rip off shirtless superheros so I won't say it. Anyhow, I'm shocked that so many of you voted on my poll (IF YOU COULD GIVE ONE OF THESE CELEBRITIES A CRAZY HUGE ASS (OR AN EVEN LARGER ONE IN SOME CASES), WHO WOULD YOU PICK?). As of this posting, with 33 voters, none of you have voted for Christian Bale. Weird, can anyone share why? Oh, and for all the straight guys who probably found this post, I'm really sorry you had to see this site. ;)