Thursday, January 5, 2012

Back Dat Thang Up!: A Whibby Experience.



I have an experience to share. This is real and from my life, and I don't know why I haven't talked about him sooner.

I know this guy, (about mid-forties) who's black, relatively handsome and has a huge badonkadonk. To make matters more-so, a while ago he had an accident that curved his spine so now it sticks out a lot more. Sorta like James Blake's back, but more noticeable. It's also affected the way he walks. So yes, this man's plight is my gain. (It's horrible, I know.) Whenever I see him bend over, I lose it! One day, I noticed he had a 2-inch piece of string stuck to his pants. (His butt specifically.) I don't know what came over me, but when he got near, I swatted it off him. He turned around a little confused and gave me a look. I nervously said, "Uh-you had some string on your pants or something, I'd want someone to help me out if...you know...". And one time, he climbed up a ladder, and I had the perfect view!.....................................................................................................
........................................................................................................................................................................................... Sorry, had to wipe off the keyboard. Sadly, I don't know if I can ever get a picture for you guys. I'd like to think I got away with these things, but I can't be too sure. Even if he avoids me forever, I can still say with all honesty, I tapped that. I'm pretty hot for daddies like that, but he has the extra somethin' that makes me so...[DELETED: TOO DIRTY FOR POST] 

Also, on the poll HAVE YOU EVER BEEN WITH A BLACK MAN?, I voted have not. (But I really want to!) 

7 comments:

STAYREADYRED said...

Why don't you think you could ever get a pic? If it's as big as you say and it sticks out, I wanna see it lol. I could teach you how to snap the perfect shot without getting caught. I'm an expert at these things.

WHiB said...

I only ever see him at church, or in otherwise large groups. I'll be on guard, but no promises. What are your tips? You can email them to me.

STAYREADYRED said...

I will email you soon.

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