Chad Hedrick: The White Tyson Gay!

We've finally found him! Actually, I found him the day I officially announced this witch-hunt for ass. What's better, he's not a What's His Butt. I know his name, and he can take his place as KING along with Tyson. Uh, perhaps I should explain. Because of their awesomeness, Chad and Tyson have become the kings of WHiB. Starting today, Monday, June 13th, is royalty week. Tuesday to Friday will have a short story following the lives of Chad and Tyson as they adjust to being kings. Yes, I'm temporarily copying Phat Ass Fiction.

WHiB's Search For The White Tyson Gay!

First off, I love the name of this little egg-hunt. "The White Tyson Gay" strikes me as some sort of rare (ironically Chinese) creature. Anyhow, I need leads and links for an athlete with a prouder posterior than Tyson. Heck, they don't even have to be white. I'll accept any race. (Except black) For those of you reading this as your first post on the site, I'm not racist.

These are the conditions.

1. Preferably an athlete.
2. NOT a pron-star

That's it.

You can send me a name or an image at WHBmaster@Live.com

Or, you can give me a name in the comments.